Singing ferret! Question: why does the ferret have some crazy russian accent. We’re cute and cuddly! It should sound like pit bull with a ball shoved up its ass :p
But seriously, We are very glad that people are finally recognising us ferrets as the cute and cuddly pets we really are. That ferret baby gate is too cute x) Hopefully mum will buy us one, and then we’ll pwn her by jumping over it! Pshhh as if that could keep a ferret in.
We do however jizz in our pants whenever we see a ferret on telly, so we’ll post them frequently on here :)
ps. No hatred towards pitbulls, We are all for squishy pitbull lovee!
You shouldve seen their faces! xD ―
Ferret legging is a sport that involves putting two ferrets inside one’s trousers, having first tied one’s trouser cuffs firmly to one’s ankles, lest the ferrets escape. The competitor then cinches his belt tightly (competitors cannot wear underpants beneath their trousers, and the ferrets’ teeth cannot be filed or otherwise blunted) and the clock is started. The current record is five hours and twenty-six minutes.
Those dirty dirty men! The Butler sisters are much too sophisticated to roll around in a man’s sweaty crotch. Those slags! :o
The best place for a british ferret to buy their clothes? Why, Ferret Couture of course!
Totally cute clothes, this is Cally and Flicksy’s Wishlist:
Diary: Our new friend Rosie came down this morning. She’s sleeping over for 2 days, at first we thought she was fat >.> Well Flicksy thought that, but she can’t talk, she’s skinny as shit. Mum says she just has her winter pyjamas on…whatever that means. Nope you’ll never see the Butler sisters in anything like that. So anyways Flicksy is all running around like she just popped an e or something, and Rosie’s like wtf why am I stuck with these freaks but she soon got the picture. We got Rosie to weasle war dance, she loved it. Then we all got real tired and she didn’t wanna sleep in our cage, said it was like too lesbian or summin. Who’s she calling lesbian >.> Anyways it doesn’t matter because mum came popped in and saw her sleeping on the floor, she was like awww and then put Rosie in bed with us. She still didn’t come under the fluff though :p
Rosie is awesome though. We really wanna upload pics but we’re waiting till we get our iphone for christmas grrr. We’ll just steal some off the interent and you can use your imagination, love you guys xxx
Kinda what she looks like:
Caledonia Lamellae and Flicksy Lacunae. Sexiest names you will ever hear ;)
We are 2 ferrets that live in the city of London UK and this is our blog. We are pretty much two of the most pampered ferrets in town, we travel in our purple zebra print handbag, are well groomed, walk in the park everyday. Plus we live in our very own little apartment, yup. We’ll elaborate more later.
So anyways we’ve been with our mum almost a month now. We’re both 2 years old, 2 is the new 20!